The Freaking FBI

“Hello, is this the FBI?” “Yes, how can we help you sir?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” “Thank you very much for the call, Sir.” The next day, FBI agents descend on Billy Bob’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but they did not find any marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left in a fit. Later, the phone rings at Billy Bob’s house. “Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?” said Billy Bob’s best friend “Yeah!” replied Billy Bob. “Did they chop your firewood?” his best friend asked “As a matter of fact, they did..!” Billy Bob replied. “Happy Birthday, Buddy!”